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Old Oct 06, 2006, 05:53 AM // 05:53   #2401
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*shoots staples*
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 12:38 PM // 12:38   #2402
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BEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeR !!
*drinks beer*
mmm ...
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 03:42 PM // 15:42   #2403
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Ooh did they redecorate in here? Something seems different, it sorta looks more brown, and it has an odd smell...

*realised what doom did to me*

*removes head from own arse*

*rebuilds self*

*activates terminator style Kill-Doomlord Mode*
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #2404
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Pulls out laptop.
Hacks into Warrior's mind.
Changes mode from Kill-Doomlord to Severely Beat Self.
Watches the hilarious self-ass-kicking that ensues.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #2405
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*enters Sailor Moon Style*

In The Name Of The Moon, I'll Punish You!!!

*throws tiara around, runs out Sailor V Style*
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #2406
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Hmm this hurts alot, but my mind is telling me to do it so why argue?

*proceeds to savagely beat himself*

*is hit by the anime tiara of doom*

*lies on floor knocked out*
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 05:37 PM // 17:37   #2407
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*watches the carnage while sipping beer*
*decides to participate*
*throws a canister of smoke*
*swings the katana at Extra Bacon while he's still peeking in the women's locker room*
*sips more beer*
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 08:47 PM // 20:47   #2408
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*ducks under the katanas*
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 10:55 PM // 22:55   #2409
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*places a treadmill in pwnds path*

*watches as he tries to run in a circle, but doesn't move*

*realises this is the perfect time to attack*

*cbb to think of a decent way to attack him, so has a nap*
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Old Oct 06, 2006, 10:56 PM // 22:56   #2410
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*sips beer*
*jumps off the treadmill*
*runs in circles*
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #2411
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*sips beer while Pwnd runs in circles*
*gets bored*
*shots Pwnd with guns to make his wammoness to dance to creep the eles out*
*sips beer while Warrior is getting some action with a necro...*
*sips more beer while playing cards with a mutant*
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 03:03 PM // 15:03   #2412
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*sips beer*
*dodges bullets*
*runs in circles*
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 05:19 PM // 17:19   #2413
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*while playing cards, notices that Pwnd dodged bullets like Neo*
*runs a hacking program while sending samurais to take out Pwnd*
*sips beer*
*sees Extra bacon coming back to life to eat mooncakes*
*hands Extra bacon a keg of beer*
*sips more beer*
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #2414
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*Kills everyone. Kills everyone dead...bitch*
*Turns radio and dances to "Another One Bites the Dust" followed by "Highway to Hell"*

*Reses everyone for a big dance finale to "Push it to the limit!"*

*Sips beer*
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 06:15 PM // 18:15   #2415
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Eats all audio equipment present to prevent Paul from playing any more of his terrible music.
Rips Paul's stomach out through his mouth.
Sips beer.
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 06:19 PM // 18:19   #2416
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*does the Peter Crouch robot*

*hits Paul full belt in the chops accidentally*
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 06:45 PM // 18:45   #2417
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"That's the last time a do anything nice for you guys...Organizing a big dance off and ressing everyone, out of the goodness of my heart."

*Uses super magical Godlike powers to grow a stomach back*

*Shoots Warrior's face off and rubs monkey feces on the wound*

"That's how I roll"
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 07:37 PM // 19:37   #2418
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*eats mooncake*

Oh yeah.
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 07:49 PM // 19:49   #2419
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*hands Opeth11 a luggage of cash*
*sips beer while Paul is attempting to figure out what's going on*
*sips more beer*
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Old Oct 07, 2006, 07:58 PM // 19:58   #2420
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*hands Bane a mystery box*
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